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Major Tomm*
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 14-Nov-02, 12:47 PM (PST)
 
"Would you fuck ET?"
 
   Lots of ink on RB about what wouldn't a SP fuck. Most said, "it doesn't matter as long as he's clean." Just want to see how far to take this and how non-discriminating you are.

QUESTION: If an extra-terrestrial called for an appointment (hopefully not collect) would you turn him (?) down?

Tomm

P.S. I mean even Keith Richards still has groupies?!

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FreeWillyDave
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3436 posts		 14-Nov-02, 01:00 PM (PST)
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1. "yes, I would."
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   Assuming ET were like a normal human woman from the neck down...

If E.T. had a really nice ass and tight waist and I could hit it doggie style, yes I would. I would bang the shit out E.T.

But I think the mish and looking down into that face would kill it for me.


>Lots of ink on RB about what wouldn't a SP fuck. Most said,
>"it doesn't matter as long as he's clean." Just want to see
>how far to take this and how non-discriminating you are.
>
>QUESTION: If an extra-terrestrial called for an appointment
>(hopefully not collect) would you turn him (?) down?
>
>Tomm
>
>P.S. I mean even Keith Richards still has groupies?!

e h c * -- *sigh*

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northbay
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369 posts		 14-Nov-02, 08:43 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: Would you fuck ET?"
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   I thought ET looked pretty hot in the blonde wig and red lipstick.

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henna_gaijin*
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 15-Nov-02, 01:20 AM (PST)
 
3. "I'd do the Klingon that fucked Worf !"
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   damn !

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PaulOceanSam
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54 posts		 15-Nov-02, 02:25 AM (PST)
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4. "RE: Would you fuck ET?"
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   Why not there is nothing else going on at 2:30 in the morning.

POS

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salinassman
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1024 posts		 15-Nov-02, 05:36 AM (PST)
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5. "I know some women would with that finger of his..."
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tracker
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341 posts		 15-Nov-02, 08:06 AM (PST)
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6. "RE: Would you fuck ET?"
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   Better ET than Janet Reno.

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Better to be an *
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 17-Nov-02, 08:48 AM (PST)
 
7. "RE: Would you fuck ET?"
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   Appointment minded sort of guy so I don't have to wade through the wriff that came in at the same time as I did.......Happy waiting in line for my atf................Yeah and I'm about the only one who had a brain left over to think with.........Jesus Christ, that poor girl is having it out to hear with some issues we don't want to spread around and tell her about........I know I just chanced it with someone really special and blew a lot of money on another one of those rotton trips that bore me nothing.........


I wish to god I could just come out and say, I am one of those paranoid guys who logs onto this site after I get my dose of drugs and liquor into me....Can't go into the strip club and embarrass myself without some assistance from my favorite medications......

Sorry if my meds made me not confident enough to make an appointment with you honey, but hey, they are the reason I am buying you in the first place.....To bad I can't tell you I got my meds from a guy in the back of a pinto wagon than a pharmacist........


Know we all know what the problem was, and we were all just to blatently self righteous to start spreading the news.......


God don't you love to be the one who gets to open this can of worms first........

Anyway, go out there and have fun with someone's little girl tonight without making an appointment.........See how special she will make you feel about yourself for a blatant problem with sexual addiction that she will use and use and use to her advantage if she has to so she can prove yet again just how little you stopped to understand how much she saw in you and how long she sat there waiting for you to come over so she could just tell you hello or something for gods sakes........

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Blair
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1113 posts		 17-Nov-02, 10:19 PM (PST)
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8. "RE: Would you fuck ET?"
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   That's so funny

Best,
Blair


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FrenchKiss
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2099 posts		 18-Nov-02, 07:24 AM (PST)
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9. "Actually..."
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I'm pretty sure I did, just the other day. But just in case it wasn't really him, I'm not going to give you his RB handle until I am a little more certain. I could be mistaken- he didn't seem all that eager to go home

ƒK
Note: that was only a joke-
don't start going off on me saying that
I hate men and don't like my clients.

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MzAlyssa
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1102 posts		 18-Nov-02, 07:28 AM (PST)
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10. "RE: Would you fuck ET?"
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If you really wanted to make it special for him, you could leave a trail of Reeses Peices leading up to the bed and across your naked body...
"Turn on your heart light. Let it shine wherever you go..."

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ka_ching
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109 posts		 18-Nov-02, 04:05 PM (PST)
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11. "RE: Would you fuck ET?"
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if you had intercourse with a chicken, would you be a fowl fuckr???


free cheese comes in a mousetrap

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fountainhead
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3253 posts		 18-Nov-02, 05:18 PM (PST)
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12. "i wouldn't repeat"
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   i have fucked ET, but i wouldn't repeat.

he wasn't into it. he kept asking to use my phone the whole time.

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FreeWillyDave
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3436 posts		 18-Nov-02, 08:50 PM (PST)
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13. "ha ha ha"
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   >i have fucked ET, but i wouldn't repeat.
>
>he wasn't into it. he kept asking to use my phone the whole
>time.

good one! That bitch. Let's put him in the Neighborhood (Galaxy?) Watch. Are you going to write a review?

If you ever saw that movie, you just *know* that he banged Drew Barrymore, who was probably high on crack that entire movie. Hell, everybody has banged her at some point.

e h c * -- *sigh*

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