The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives BJ's."

The woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so she
thought this was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband
a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that
again. The woman decided to buy the frog. She took it
home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of
course, the husband was a bit skeptical, but said
he'd try it out for sure that night.

The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing
she'd never have to give another BJ. Around two in
the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans
banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see
what was going on. When she got to the kitchen, she
saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table
looking through cookbooks. "What are you two
doing at this hour?" asked the woman.
The husband looks up at her and says, "If I can teach
this frog to cook, your ass is outta here!"